Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Taste of my blade!

A swordsman?

Why yes, I know one of those!

A swords-WOman, actually.

Let me introduce you to her.


Yeah. I'm in a stage combat class.

And we get to work with swords.

It makes me feel legit.

Perhaps I'll get someone to film my magnificent sword fighting.

Wouldn't that be fun?

And the fun part is that I get to whip out all this witty banter while I'm fighting.

Like lines from Princess Bride or Pirates of the Caribbean.

Plus speaking in french accents.

Oh, so fun.


  1. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of ElderBerries!

  2. Monty Python... now there's a batch of insults I hadn't thought of yet!